Diary of a Fat Man: Computers and Internet

Dear God I Can't Stop

Sat, 02 Sep 2006 18:49:14 GMT

I don't do games. I'm not like a lot of computer-philes and spend hours upon hours at the computer (or Xbox/Ps2, etc). In my younger days, I would occassionally play Myst or play Doom over the modem.

That said, I'm fucking HOOKED like Dana Plato on this game called Jewel Quest. I downloaded it Monday (I have the full version through a broadband ondemand game thing I have through Verizon for the kids...not sure how many levels the free yahoo version has) and I've been up until the wee hours playing it. I played it for fucking four hours yesterday when I should have been surfing for porn.

I've played it 2 hours already today. Laurie and I got into a fight because I'm glued to this fucking laptop playing this thing.

If you need another addiction, play it. But I'm warning you, stay the fuck away if you want to continue living a normal life.

NASA Rawks

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 22:09:56 GMT

One of the things that I enjoy about being a geek is my love of all things NASA does (except, of course, when they're explodin' astronauts and shit).

I subscribe to the Pic o' the day feed from NASA and you get to see all kinds of cool shit like this:

This one is one of my favs, I'm currently using it as the desktop pic on my pc:

If you click the pic, it will take you to a high-res version of each.

You too can enjoy the geekiness of Nasa by subscribing to their feed. (http://www.jwz.org/cheesegrater/RSS/apod.rss)

Spankometer

Thu, 29 Jun 2006 19:56:34 GMT

You have to read this!

Six Degrees of Google Translation

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 16:08:54 GMT

I was on Craig's List and found this sweet vacation rental in the south of France (€ 350 is about $416--not bad for a week). Not that I could do that anytime soon, it's nice to dream.

Anyway, that page led me to the city's website. Which is in French, of course.

The only French phrase I know is "Laissez le bon temp roule" (Let the good times roll--big saying in Louisiana). Well, I also know "Nous nous rendons" (We surrender). Since I can't speak or read French, I used my trusty friend, Google Translator.

I fucking love that site because it creates this bizzare, dadaistic type prose.

Historical of Bouzigues

The first people to occupy the territory, which was later called " Bouzigues ", were thinks one of the shepherds, who made still feed their sheep in the scrubland in waste land. With time, fishermen semi-sedentaries were installed on the banks north of the pond of Thau . At the good season, i.e. the summer, they were expatriaient towards the sea, alive under tents. They practised a fishing there can be more abundant than with the pond and benefitted from calms its water. Whereas the winter, there was risk of storm, they thus returned towards the pond where water was calmer. They sheltered in the caves of Bausses, cut in the tuff (calcareous rock) of cliff, currently the littoral district of Bouzigues where the restaurants are located.

It would seem that during a few centuries, the first inhabitants were turned towards the sea and the pond , being unaware of all the ground. They did not cultivate it and drew any only from wood to heat, make handles of tools, and collected wild fruits to nourish itself. The essence of their food came from fishing . It is only later towards the XIV - XV ^Ecentury than will appear the first clearers which will become the vine growers later. Then, the fishermen will follow this example. In their turn, they will clear small small holdings on which they will cultivate the vine, and those until in the years 1960 approximately.

High-tech Stick Figures

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 23:32:27 GMT

I must have this:

URL: High-tech Stick Figures?

Technorati

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 22:52:41 GMT

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Funny Google Searches

Fri, 30 Dec 2005 18:17:43 GMT

I love looking at the referring search engine queries, because there are always some freaky shit that will get you here. Here is the growing list of amusing search strings that have found their way here:

http://www.google.com/search?q=gay+cannibals+eating+fat+men+stories&hl=en&lr=&rls=GWYA,GWYA:2005-45,GWYA:en&start=110&sa=N

http://search.sympatico.msn.ca/results.aspx?q=school+panties+site:spaces.msn.com&FORM=SPACES&tempq=school+panties

http://www.google.de/blogsearch?hl=de&filter=0&q="rape+stories"&btnG=Blogs+durchsuchen

http://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+times+can+a+man+cum+in+one+day&hl=en&lr=&start=10&sa=N

http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?FORM=TOOLBR&q=fat+man+pics

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=pictures+of+fat+man+in+little+shirt

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=boneless+fat+man

http://www.google.com/search?q=fat man in cake&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=iw

http://www.google.com/search?hs=s0r&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q="i+wish+i+had+a+jew"+family+guy&btnG=Search

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=fat+man+washing

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=movie+hawaiian+man+fucking+lady&sm=Yahoo!+Search&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&b=11

http://www.google.fr/search?hl=fr&q=woman+who+sodomizes+a+man+out+of+bitch&meta=

http://www.google.com/search?q=get+rid+of+man+breast&hl=en&lr=&start=10&sa=N

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=fat+man+crock

http://search.blogger.com/?q=fuck+my+wife&btnG=Search+Blogs&hl=en&ui=blg&filter=0&sa=N&start=10

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=diary+of+a+fat+chick&btnG=Google+Search

http://www.google.de/search?hl=de&q=man+fucking+a+chicken&btnG=Google-Suche&meta=

http://www.google.com.my/search?q=fat+cop's+cock&hl=en&lr=&start=10&sa=N

Blogshares

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 22:26:59 GMT

Delicious

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 21:37:56 GMT

Here's a cool site that I've been reading a lot about lately, it's called del.icio.us. It's a "social bookmarking" site that lets you share links to sites that you like.

Here's a link to my del.icio.us site. I'll be adding shit to it from now on. I hope you enjoy.

Blog Tools

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 20:50:00 GMT

I've only recently started reading a lot blogs, mostly those of people that have been visiting this blog, or those connected to them in some weird 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon way.

Thank god for RSS feeds, otherwise I'd never be able to keep up with them. The problem has been that My Yahoo sucks with updates and the page that I created for those feeds is cluttered with all kinds of other crap.

I was reading about a new Microsoft "incubation project" on one of the Spaces developer's site. It's called Start.com.

So far, I really dig it. The UI is clean and easy to use.